Why You Really Don’t Want to Get Published

This whole post made me giggle:

“You will not transform overnight into a sophisticated and socially-savvy Author. You will not be prettier. You will not become more popular (see #3). You will not be richer. You will not be recognized in the streets. Odds are, you’ll be exactly where you were before said book was published, only significantly more neurotic.

Friends, it’s time to BACK AWAY FROM YOUR COPY OF “WRITER’S MARKET” AND GO VOLUNTEER FOR ORPHANED CHILDREN.”

The Intern: Why You Really Don’t Want to Get Published

All that said, though, you’ll have to pry my Writer’s Market out of my cold dead fingers.  Those orphans can look after themselves.